Haircut

I want to find strawberry invisible, so my head looks like it's glowing

Tic Tac Toe

Jonah is very bad at this game.

If it didn't happen that way, it should have

Anyone who dislikes a great movie merely for "historical inaccuracy" deserves to be speared in the face.

FX

Sure, the instructions say not to play with it, but, damn it, what the hell's it good for, then?

Sandwich

Every parent has made this joke at least once

double update on friday. it's too nice outside to muck about with paint

Cheerio

British people are always funny

Secret

If you don't know it, it sounds like this

PEZ

I think this would be funnier if my caricature of Stalin didn't vaguely resemble T.R.

Puns

Side view mirrors have to be the weirdest looking part of the car.

I'm a terrible liar and I'm terribly lazy. Double update tomorrow, when I get to a scanner. Until then, here's some squirrels with lightsabers.

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words?

Fortune Cookies

I've actually got both of these fortunes before

Balls

We're still trying to think of a good one for the Juggling Club t-shirt.

Logical Counter-Strike

I don't actually play these games, but I know people who do